What I’m Working On Today…

I am going to tell you through pictures and let you kind of see where my head is.

The images are in no particular order as it will be much more fun to let you try to match the pieces of the puzzles together all on your own. It’ll also make it more interesting to see if you can figure out how many things I’m working on today…

Y’all ready? Grins…

 

Now, any guesses as to the order of things and what images go together? Hehehe… One hint. The mask stands alone. It goes with no other images in this post.

Y’all have a great weekend!

~lissa

My Porn List

According to the World English Dictionary as cited on Dictionary.com, Porn, also called: Porno, publications or broadcasts that demonstrate an unhealthy or voyeuristic interest in a particular subject.

Well, okay. Unhealthy, I don’t know about that, but I’m sure there are cases to prove it. Voyeuristic, oh hell yes.

When the word porn is brought up, the majority of people will immediately think SEX. C’mon, didn’t your brain go there? Be honest, y’all…

But when I think porn, it’s not JUST sex that my brain automatically goes to…

There’s all kinds of porn, if you apply the dictionary definition. There’s…

Coffee porn… It’s been brought to my attention that I have an unhealthy addiction to all things coffee.

Food porn… Same with food, food blogs, kitchens, appliances, etc…

Shoe porn…I think I’m developing this one. It’s slow going, but, I think it’s in the works.

Book porn…well, this one goes without saying. HELLO!

Cupcake porn…this one goes without saying too.

Car porn…not me.

Sports porn…this could be me with certain sports (NASCAR, College Football, Golf). My son though, oh yes, completely and totally.

Clothes porn…again, I think I’m developing this one.

Trader Joe’s porn…goes without saying.

Real Estate porn…eh, not so much, but DH lately, yep.

Social media porn…some days, oh yes.

Blog porn…some days, oh yes, especially food blogs, organization blogs, etc…

Music porn…without a doubt this has been true of me since I was 12.

Office supply porn…you just have no idea.

Color porn…definitely.

Make-up porn…when I think about this, all I can think of is Dakota Cassidy and Bitch Slap Yellow!

And of course, any kind of sexual thing can be turned into porn…toys, floggers and whips, leather, nudity, etc… Y’all know that I love all these, too.

See, it’s not just about sex when the word porn is mentioned. At least not for me. If you look at my Tumblr, you’ll see that I have all kinds of things on there from male/male sex to coffee to cupcakes to BDSM to lingerie to awesome sayings to beautiful landscapes and architecture… It’s all porn to me, based on the definition from dictionary.com.

So, what’s on your porn list… What do you have a voyeuristic interest in? What could you spend HOURS or DAYS looking at?

~lissa

 

Presents

I hope y’all had a great day. Seriously, I do. That’s not the false perky talking, either. For those of you that follow me on Facebook, you know what I’m talking about with the perky comment.

I said pictures, so pictures I’ve got…

A few presents aren’t in the pictures like ebooks and a cupcake notepad, gift cards to Amazon, Starbucks, Eden Fantasy’s, All Romance eBooks, etc… But, there are those things as well.

But, there’s a set of cupcake measuring spoons, a cupcake towel set (y’all had to know I’d include cupcakes somehow…), a can of Whipped Creme from Victoria’s Secret, wine glass flip-flop coasters… And of course, a Kindle! 😀

No need for any comments on this post, y’all… We’re back to normal now.

Have a great weekend and look for Snippet Saturday tomorrow.

~lissa

Life will resume as normal…tomorrow!

I have spent the last 4 days watching The Open Championship, or rather, the British Open. I love watching golf. Of all the sports I have been introduced to over the last 20 years of my marriage, golf is the one that has stuck with me.

I didn’t care at all about the World Cup. I don’t watch any tennis tournament. I find baseball a bit dull and slow and boring. No bowling for me. But, golf… I love watching golf. It’s my third favorite sport to be a spectator of… Football (college) and NASCAR are tied for first and second.

The thing I like about golf, and no, I haven’t played at all yet, save for mini-golf which can be a trial in and of itself, but… the thing I like about watching golf, is I love the incredible mind fuck it gives the players. One day they’ll shoot under par (par is usually 72 for 18 holes) and the next day they’ll shoot an 80 (12 over par). The game is mental. And the course, if it feels like it, will kick their asses no matter how good a player you are. You can either beat yourself or let the course beat you. That’s all it is. They pair you up with other players, they keep score between you and other players, but when all is said and done, the real game is between you and the course.

I love that… for them. Me, I’d be like Tiger has been lately and throwing clubs and cursing when the course beats the crap out of me. I haven’t been brave enough, but… I do have a really nice set of clubs and I think a net in the backyard might allow me some practice swings to learn, to begin to feel it… Just gotta watch out for the cars on the highway on the other side of the brick wall… FORE!

There have been a few golfers that I have followed over the years…

The late, and very awesome Payne Stewart. He died in a plane crash in 1999 just months after he’d won the U.S. Open. I watched his funeral on television, cried like a baby.

Fred Couples

Phil Mickelson

Ian Poulter

Graeme McDowell

Adam Scott (he’s my newest boytoy, just so’s y’all know!)

17,  the island green at TCP Sawgrass

St. Andrews, Scotland, home of the British Open 2010

I have seen some of the most beautiful images from St. Andrew’s these last four days on television. I want to go explore so bad, just get lost there. It’s been a very interesting viewing and has totally got plot hotties running around in my mind… And yes, I’m gonna use some of the loud outfits I’ve tweeted about, too…grins.

Tomorrow, I will have a guest on here on my blog. Author Kitty Thomas will be answering some questions for me about her book Comfort Food. I will get back to writing as well. I’ve written a little bit here and there, but not as much as I likely should have. It’s been a good few days though. I’ve read some, watched golf, let my mind relax and think freely. I have so much I want to write, so much I want to explore in my mind, so much I want to research… But, my writing will be better for these last few days of frolicking freedom.

I’ve even baked cupcakes… Vegan Golden Vanilla Cupcakes. We’ll talk about this another day…

Have a wonderful Sunday.

~lissa